Hello there! Lord Vishnu and Amma the hugging saint

Hello guys!

I hope you are well. My is Joshua from London UK. I began using the internet forums just now. I just joined this forum as I found it interesting.

My contribution to this. This will come a shock but I am actually the prophezied 10th Avatar of Vishnu - Lord Kalki. I am actually the grandson of old Krishna - who in modern day calls himself Amartya Sen and Tagore.

So obviously I need to prove I am Lord Vishnu, so I will do this:

I will use my psychic powers to contact you in your mind.

I will use my omnipotence to create righteous and delicious world cuisines for you.

To further prove my omnipotence of Lord Vishnu, I have created a new London for you, next to old India, where you could live in happiness for ever. Some Indians already moved to new London India.

Call Amma the Hugging Saint to confirm the truthfullness of my claims. She knows me.

Love and Peace

Josh